im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
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- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
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no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
